this:
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells,
Robin Laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
On the M6 Motorway,
Dashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skis,
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees,
The snow is turning red,
I think I might be dead,
All I want this Christmas is an artificial head!
and this:
Frosty, the snowman
was an evil filthy soul
with a toothless smile and a rotten mouth
And some eyes he plucked and stole
Frosty, the snowman,
was a holocaust they say
He was made of snow but his victims know
How he ruled the earth one day......
2006-12-01 16:51:00 · 8 answers · asked by Rick S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I meant which one is more witty, more funny......
2006-12-01 17:07:52 · update #1
both are funny
2006-12-01 17:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by arpita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dunno but heres the version I learned...
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
over the hills we go
smashing into trees
the snow is turning red, I think i might be dead
so take me to the hospital before i lose my head
ooooooooooooo
Jingle bells batman smells
robin laid a gun
shot a tree and made it pee in 1841
oh jingle bells batman smells robin laid a gun
shot a tree and made it pee in 1841!
not much i know.....
2006-12-01 16:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by Megan C 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the 1st one got 11 lines
the 2nd one got only 8 lines
2006-12-01 17:02:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think both is funny.
but I don't think Santa will be happy about those songs
2006-12-01 19:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha the batman smells is hillarious !!!!
lol i liked it very much!
2006-12-01 17:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one is the funniest
2006-12-01 17:19:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One's talking about Batman and Robin, the other about Frosty the Snowman... duh, so simple.
2006-12-01 16:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
weirdo
2 points by the way he he
2006-12-01 19:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by funny.bones 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋