2006-12-01 16:22:56 · 32 answers · asked by amir 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Same thing God does now--Nothing.
2006-12-01 16:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hire a team of lawyers and linguists to rewrite the bible so that dumbass morons stop twisting the words in there to suit their own purposes.
Eliminate fear of god being a reason for worship. Or a way to convert people. Leaders who rule by fear are tyrants, and tyrants are not worthy of worship or obedience. That's what Assassins and Coups are for.
Then I'm changing the commandment about "Thou shalt worship no gods but me" to something more like "Your faith is your own concern. Worship where you like but keep it to yourself." and of course you have to work in the Wiccan Rede somewhere "Do as thou wilt and it harm none." Then you can eliminate the rest of the old commandments completely.
Then maybe they'll have a religion that's ACTUALLY based on love and tolerance. And wouldn't that be a nice change?
2006-12-01 16:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would work on compassion and make a cure for cancer, AIDS, and other bothersome, hard to cure/incurable diseases be known. Then I would spread the word that there is a God for everyone who has lost faith.
2006-12-01 16:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explain to the world to stop killing in my name and the fact that I even created the earth and people was simply recreation. Recreation in the form of watching NOT-all powerful beings attempt to carry out lives and thoughts. That and because I got sick of watching re-runs of the big-bang.
2006-12-01 16:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by Becker D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you see the movie Bruce Almighty now on DVD. God let Him (Jim Carey) be God for some time and He ruined everything. Don't think you could do that and be in the least bit successful.
2006-12-01 16:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd tell all of my fan club's around the world to stop fighting amongst themselves and join together to make the world a better place.
2006-12-01 16:27:20 · answer #6 · answered by leothecomm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever see the movie Bruce Almighty?
2006-12-01 16:27:01 · answer #7 · answered by Les Gramps 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go to God-school and see what He is thinking because His ways are not our ways.
2006-12-01 16:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would create my own website that is very similar to Yahoo!Answers. Except I would actually answer all of the questions and charge money. I would make a killing.
2006-12-01 16:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by Tripper 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will never become God and never want to. The world could not be in more capable hands. God is God, always has been and always will be. Amen.
2006-12-01 16:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by SarahJane 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋