Just to follow up on my question about hell on "Ask a Satanist", I'd like to know about the starbucks stores in heaven? Do they use organic milk?
And for that matter, are there cooler, hipper, less-evil coffeeshops in Heaven? Is Peet's coffee there? Or does Heaven only have local coffeeshops that are even awesomer? Do they have free wifi?
I consider coffee considerably more rewarding than religion, so if there's anything that could change my mind about religion, it's coffee.
2006-12-01 16:19:10 · 17 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Starbucks aren't allowed in heaven. They have an anti-trust law there. Gotta make it yourself; luckily, the stores sell Starbucks ground coffees.
2006-12-01 16:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think there are any Starbucks, at least not yet. I'm assuming more businesses are "mom and pop", that would include coffee shops. Any chain that exists there is most likely one we have not heard of. At this point, I'm guessing that a large percentage of coffee shops would have free wifi but I can't provide numbers. Other businesses may offer free wifi as well. *You may have to walk around with your laptop and see if you can find a hotspot.
2006-12-02 00:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by Pico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a great question. I think starbucks would be the same in heaven as it would here. there are probably little espresso stands too, and just like here you have to try a couple before you find one that makes it the way you like, then you get a punch card. And I bet in heaven the punch card is like buy two get the third free, none of this buy 10 get 11th free.
2006-12-02 00:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by alex 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My advice is if you know you are close to death just booked the starbuck overnight and camp in there so you be loaded with coffee before you go to heaven or hell whatever. Because they say there's no beer in heaven so I assume no coffee in heaven.
2006-12-02 00:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by StuPenDus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that Peet's was only in Berkeley. Dunno if the theoretical milk in Heaven (?) is organic, because Heaven is supposedly non-organic, being neither animal, vegetable, or mineral. However if there is milk in Heaven, it MUST at the very least come from from contented cows. And why are the cows contented, you may ask? Its because if Heaven turns out to be Berkeley ( interesting thought), the cows are stoned on pot.
2006-12-02 00:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rewarding feeling of coffee is an illusion, Just like the world you are living in.
2006-12-02 00:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by Tripper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm hoping Starbucks goes to hell and Kaladi goes to heaven, myself. But you never can tell...
2006-12-02 00:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by littlechrismary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say you probably won't have to worry about finding out, but i hear they don't serve iced coffee in hell.
Now will the devil use Vaseline when he bends you over and warms up your evil little cheeks.
hehehe
2006-12-02 00:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could say that I like it when people like yourself mock God, but that does not sound right. One thing is for certain, The Word of God told me that the time of the second coming will follow shortly when people do as you do. Praise God in the Highest for His Word Jesus Christ.><>
2006-12-02 00:24:57 · answer #9 · answered by CEM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no starbucks in heaven they have their own planet with walmart call 1-800-we-want-to-rule-the-world I know too many #'s but it's ok it will work
2006-12-02 00:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by katlady927 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋