there was a man who was in a real need of a new tiolet. he goes to a new tiolet shop had very odd tiolets, so he decided to go there for a tiolet.
the man that runs the store said that they had 3 types of tiolets,a glass, a wood and a singing one, the man decided to start with the cheapest, so he got the wood one. a week later the man came back in holding his butt. he said " i can not use this tiolet, it gives me WAY too many splinters" so the store owner said, why dont you try the glass or singing. the singing tiolet was a bit odd to him so he bought the glass one. a week later, the man comes back to the store with a bad limp, and says i cant use the glass tiolet, i kept slipping off so the store manager said, try the singing tiolet. so he bought the singing tiolet. and suprisingly, the man walked back in just one week after buying the tiolet. " i cant use this tiolet. everytime i start to go it starts singing
" do you see what i see what i see "
srry if its an old joke
2006-12-01
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