"My Savior is not open-minded
He over-turns tables to prove a point"
Any ideas to make it better or, day I say, offer any other bumper-sticker ideas? 10 points to whoever sucks up the most. *grin*
2006-12-01 15:23:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I LOVE THAT IDEA!!!!! Can i PLease get a bumber sticker when they get printed? lol, 10 points???
2006-12-01 15:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by thicknsexy954 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OMFG teh best bumper stickar evar! U R TEH WIN! Or not.
Okay let's analyze your bumper sticker. So the guy isn't open-minded. How does proving a point really demonstrate that, even if he is "over turning a table." What does that have to do with how open-minded he is? Isn't that more about how violent he is?
You'd probably have better luck with something other than open-minded. It sounds like you want to use some kind of pun on the term, but open is pretty much one definition.
2006-12-01 15:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"My Savior is open-minded, loving and merciful
He over-turns tables to prove a point
that disrespecting the house of God, is never OK
fortunately for me, he didn't turn over the table over my head;"
that would be a better bumper sticker for you.
God Bless
is that enough kissing up for you. "grin"
2006-12-01 15:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by Sierra Leone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. funny, but be careful it could really turn people off to christianity and our job is to witness to them. here are some more ideas:
Jesus, the Ultimate Fishing Partner or
Five out of five demons agree, Christ is King! or
Beside a picture of Jesus' arm nailed to the cross: Body-piercing saved my life. or
My boss is a Jewish carpenter. or
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools! or
I broke the rules. I prayed in school. I'm such a menace to society. or
Rapture... separation of church & state!
In case of rapture... car's yours!
Bumper sticker: Do you follow Jesus this closely?
Yo' mamma was pro life, dawlin'!
sorry...got a little carried away...*runs around in circles*
2006-12-01 15:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by SarahJane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 01:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by kobielnik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a bumper sticker for ya'-"God's funnier than hell":)Peace out.
2006-12-01 15:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lucy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just try to put it next to the bumper sticker with the bullyeye saying "God go ahead and strike here"
2006-12-01 15:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by Robert K 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heh, amusing. What kind of a clever jab could you make that targets atheists? You know, just to be open-minded about the quips. ;)
2006-12-01 15:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I might change 'open-minded' to 'peaceful' or something along those lines.
I'm open minded and I still like to damage things to get my point across lol
it made me laugh though
2006-12-01 15:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think your idea sucks. Really. Read it, it sucks. If you drive alone a lot (which I expect you do), how about 'I'm with stupid'.
Or here's another one, 'I got God in the trunk, so don't rear end me'. Or maybe, 'I'm blessed, just not with wit'.
2006-12-01 15:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by normobrian 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I like my bumper sticker idea
"Don't make me start chucking sh!t out my sunroof at you!"
2006-12-01 15:26:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋