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stage 1-smart=this is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. at this stage you are always right. and of course the person you are talking to is very wrong. it makes for an interesting argument when both parties are smart

stage 2-good looking=this is when you realize that you are the best looking person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. you can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they will adore the way you look. bear in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun

stage 3-rich=this is when suddenly become the richest person in the world you can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. you can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still smart, so naturally you will win all your bets. it doesn’t matter how much you bet because you are rich

stage 4-bulletproof=you are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people you fancy and challenge them to a battle f wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because not only are you smart, you are rich and hell, you’re better looking than they are anyway

stage 5-invinsible=this is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because no one can see you. You dance on a table to impress the people you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are invincible to the person who wants to fight. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you. Because you’re still smart, you know all the words

2006-12-01 15:03:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Stage 6 ) you wake up in a jail cell and your head hurts,
they tell you , " you have one phone call " an you think
you're on the T.V. show Who Want's To Be A Millionaire

2006-12-02 07:55:51 · answer #1 · answered by BONE° 7 · 1 0

basically approximately Pat made a % with devil an prolonged time in the previous - that's what won a valueless terd like him on television in any respect cases taking $5 expenditures from historical females. And to cover this up he has to accuse distinctive persons of making a % with devil. That Pat's a clever guy!

2016-10-17 14:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by shea 4 · 0 0

I usually fall asleep before I get to part 5--cute though and very true! ;-)

2006-12-01 16:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by nervousenergy73 5 · 1 0

amusing even with the reality that its true

2006-12-01 15:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Amy M 5 · 1 0

haha this is so true actually, hahha, everyword, hahah thats awesome

2006-12-01 15:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 1 0

This is so funny and true!

2006-12-01 15:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hmm...how true

2006-12-01 16:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahahahaahahaha cool i will look for that

2006-12-01 15:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 1 0

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