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I was on a date withs someone with a religoius cult. The fact that she was a white hot indiviual was replaced by chanting and bible scripture of a random nature...I tried to be tolerant but then the serpents and water came out and we spoke in tongues I told her I had a passion for committed relationshiips with household pets and thankfully thats the last I heard of her...I still have my cat...just as loving with less risk,.

2006-12-01 14:54:35 · answer #1 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 1 1

I took her to my favorite town basically just a day trip. I showed her all my favorite places from my childhood. We ended up at a park I used to play football in when I was little. It was rainy and kinda cold that night so I gave her my jacket, it was a few sizes big on her. She looked so adorable in it, I some how managed to get her to share the jacket with me. Just the way the cold air felt on my face and the warmth of her body pressed so close to mine and the look in her eyes. I spent the rest of our time stealing as many kisses as I could get and chasing her around the playground. Near the end of the night we were under this steeple thing in this giant playground, after chasing each other around it for awhile. I dunno, it was just right, the rain, the way she looked at me, its like the world stopped and it was just her and I. We kissed and even though it wasn't our first one that night it was the greatest and most amazing one I have ever experienced to this very day. I remember she bent one leg putting her foot in the air as we kissed, I can almost taste the rain water on her lips to this day. I guess I will always miss and love her, sometimes I wonder if she remembers how easy it was to love one another when it was just her and I under that steeple.
-NmD!

2006-12-02 03:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by NoMaD! 6 · 1 0

Ok, my example is of a HORRIBLE date...and it's long! Met this guy, he asked me out a couple days later. First of all, we couldn't get the time together, a long story itself. So we finally meet at a restaurant and he doesn't order, so I'm eating alone. Then, because we were in seperate cars but the traffic where we were going was THICK, so I drove. This FOOL left his id home, and I wasn't getting in HIS car, so I drove him to his house in ANOTHER SECTION OF THE CITY to get his id. So I'm sitting in the car, he comes out of the house and says he'll be a minute b/c he needs to use the bathroom. Then when he comes out (mind you his cell is ringing CONSTANTLY and he holds a conversation every time it rings) and his uncle calls. He asks can we go drop some money off at the uncle's house. So instead of dropping the money and leaving, he's talking and drinking, then gets in my car with an OPEN CONTAINER saying he's ready. I make him get rid of it. So we get to the club, after he continuously tells me how to drive and where to drive, which pisses me off b/c I lived there all my life and he just moved there a year ago. At the club, he tells me to have fun and don't think i need to dance with only him just b/c I came with him. So we split up, he's talking to other girls, then some fights break out and i'm ready to go. After fights come bullets, but he wanted to stay and finish his drink so he wouldn't waste money. I attempted to leave him, but unfortunately he caught up.

Believe it or not...this was the SHORT version!!!

2006-12-01 23:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by Alishia 2 · 0 0

okay i dont know if you would call this a date but my friend was bothering me to meet this guy and we went to his house and there he sat when we walked in with a porn movie going and it was dark in there so i coulnt exactly see what he was doing let me tell you that i got out of there as fast as i could

2006-12-01 22:55:18 · answer #4 · answered by pamela b 2 · 0 0

i went on a "double date" with my best friend (quotation marks becuz we never call it that here)
she was goin on her first date with a guy she met over myspace,
and he brought a friend to, i guess, keep me company.
anyways, wen we saw eachother, i liked my friends date, and she liked mine.
but there was no all-night tension, we said it up front "we wanna switch."
they were cool with it.
we went to the movies, made out....and i made my date stop in the middle of the movie becuz for the life of me, i could.not.remember.his.name.
and i couldnt just say, "whats your name again?" becuz i was scared it would hurt his feelings.
but then he got cold on me, and crossed his arms and all that.
then outside the theatre in the mall, he threw a tantrum becuz he thought i didnt like him,
and said he felt sick.
and my best friend's date said i shouldve gone on the date with him instead (which is true, but it was a pretty jerkish thing to say in front of my friend)
anyways they went home.
and i told my friend that those guys were really immature.
and she said "i figured. theyre only in 8th grade."
i said "WHAT?!?"
we're juniors, and they didnt look like they were in 8th grade,
abs, muscles, everything. only thing was that they were short.
but hell, they act youngblooded, and i never wouldve gone if i knew it.

2006-12-01 23:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 0 0

my boyfriend (now husband) left a dozen roses on my front porch with the note meet me at "our spot" i drove over to the spot and he blind folded me and took me out to the spot where we first kissed and set up a picnic! he was so romantic...i had to marry him (we've been gother for 6 years and still going strongly!

2006-12-01 22:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by moaehahi1979 4 · 1 0

I laughed so hard I peed my pants

2006-12-01 22:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jay Jay 5 · 0 0

i went out with this guy and was a total jerk all he want was sex and we just meet ..

2006-12-01 22:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by sadeyes7754 1 · 0 1

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