and I want to slather him with white icing and lick it off him ..... has anyone ever done this or thought about doing this..... OR I could go to Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme and ask them for a bucket of plain glaze and dip my cat in that; that might be more fun and tasty!!!
2006-12-01 14:01:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
I love my cat. But my cat would go nuts at the icing and it is bad for them anyway. It is better just to brush em.
2006-12-01 14:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by copestir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do this you will have a very sick cat for the icing will clog the hair follicles and block up the pores of your cat-cats sweat through their pores and the hair follicles need constant air-the fur is also the means how cats regulate their body temperature by blocking up the hair follicles the cats body temperature can either rise very rapidly and it can (before you get it all washed off and if it seeped into the pores the damage may be possible to be undone and the cat will quicly die from heat stroke or the temperature can very quickly drop and the cat will will either have brain.heart stroke or even both. Since this is a totally unnatural and very dangerous thing to do it can also be considered animal abuse and since the death of the cat will be agonizing would then be considered a FELONY and that means Jail time. My suggestion is you get some glazed donuts instead and leave your cat be.
2006-12-01 22:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
U LOSER! the icing wouldnt be good for the kitty and thats sooo not normal to think like that i mean the people who do think that end up in jail with nothing, i pitty you, go and see a shrink, you need some major professional help! and if you wanted to eat cats you can easily go to chinesse or japanesse take-away shops and get their dim-sims which sometimes has cat in them i NEVER get it cause its mean
2006-12-01 22:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by Kimmi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok when you say fun and tasty is sounds like you are desperate and need a mate but if you lick icing of your cat you will have serious hairballs and will eventually get sick with diseases and well...it just wont work out and just ignore the pervertive dude that answered with the licking of feminin parts..i take that as a insult!
2006-12-01 22:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might want to put icing on a different "cat" instead: real cats can pick up odd parasites and diseases; the same kind that cause birth defects if you ever got pregnant.
2006-12-01 22:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Should do that, take a picture and send it to people who made this book in the book store I work for, it's called, "Stuff on my cat"
2006-12-02 01:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by Caroline B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK weird and abnormal not you but the cat how does he look like a marble cake please send in a photo and i will be able to Tell you.i am psychic Na not really
2006-12-01 22:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by milly c 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout just kill him?
No, just joking!
Whoo, I'd like to,
but the cat won't
(says the Lord of the Cat Killers)
Death by icing!!!
Whoo!
2006-12-01 22:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by Lordimpalerthe 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
this is the funniest thing ive heard all day, not to mention completely adorable
go give your kitty a big kiss =^-^=
2006-12-01 22:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by pumpmar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
give kitty a bath and take a bath your self
2006-12-01 22:15:37 · answer #10 · answered by kittykat 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋