A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket"
2006-12-01 13:47:27 · 20 answers · asked by babegirl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOWWWWWWWW UR JOKES ARE SO FUNNNNNYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-01 13:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by ツ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude that's funny! She was asking to win the Lotto but didn't even have a ticket!!!!!!
2006-12-01 14:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by Aliza 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the funniest blond joke I've heard in a long time!
2006-12-01 14:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-12-01 14:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one not what i was expecting 10/10
2006-12-01 16:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol lmao lmfao roflmfao
2006-12-01 14:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by astruempf00 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least God was patient with her!!!!
2006-12-01 15:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it! Seriously hillarious!
2006-12-01 14:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally a joke i can laugh to.
2006-12-01 16:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duffel bags
2006-12-01 14:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by Burning out, not fading away 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm
2006-12-01 13:51:59 · answer #11 · answered by creole lady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋