Top Ten Signs You're About to Marry a Spy
10. He goes out for a quart of milk; returns weeks later with a tan and a suitcase full of cash
9. During dinner, the butter dish keeps whispering, "Agent 29, come in, Agent 29"
8. Your honeymoon is a tour of South Korean radar installations
7. You look under the bed and find three midgets in tuxedos
6. When you were naming your child, he kept suggesting "Odd Job"
5. Instead of HBO, you have a direct video hookup to Saddam Hussein's bedroom
4. He's always joking that your meatloaf is "harder to crack than a Pentagon code"
3. Most of your marital spats occur when you forget to tape "Get Smart"
2. Somehow, he always knows to pass the potatoes before you even have to ask
1. You tried to use his ballpoint pen and accidentally shot yourself in the butt
2006-12-01 13:43:09
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answered by Eagles 3
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If uncertain, do no longer DO IT! in case you have any unfavorable techniques or emotions now, do no longer think of issues will replace once you're married. I discovered the no longer ordinary way. Marrige is an somewhat severe union.
2016-10-17 14:28:29
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answered by winstanley 4
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no. dont do that bcauze if you do that you wont have any self-respect 4 yourself. hes probably just nervous about marrying you bcauze thats the 1st time hes ever settled down and thought about what he wants. and he wants you. :) or else he wouldn't have proposed. and if YOU proposed, then that could be why hes nervous also. talk 2 him 1st and if hes still the 1 u love then share your love in a sexual way (******* him)
:) good luck with every good wish!
2006-12-01 13:46:22
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answered by Bleed!ng Star 3
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It sounds like BS to me. He is dating someone else now that you don't live next door. He probably has girls in his house all day all night. Maybe he wants to get as much p***y as he can before you guys get marry. Good luck girl.
2006-12-01 13:48:49
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answered by Gia D Carlo 1
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Why do you care so much about his previous life? He is who is right now, you love him for who he is, it doesn't matter. It seems like a stressful time for him right now, just let him take care of that and his respect for the deceased and his family. Be supportive and don't worry about it.
2006-12-01 13:43:12
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answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6
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Dump him. Its only going to get worst! Move on before he starts dating Joan Rivers!
2006-12-01 13:42:16
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answered by 112 4
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I'm not sure what your concern is? He's going to a funeral. Are you angry about him going to a funeral? You need to clarify.
2006-12-01 13:45:09
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answered by Nep 6
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Sorry, your question is too vague. It sounds messy.
2006-12-01 13:46:13
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answered by Anonymous
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He might have reached his mid-life crisis.
2006-12-01 13:41:27
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answered by Infinite 4
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well it doesnt sound that bad because u dont know for shore. why dont you talk to him befor ******* him up?
2006-12-01 13:43:16
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answered by Alycee C 2
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