Triplets
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets
in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and
then one
daughter walked into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the
daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened
16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into ! the room in tears.
"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a
tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
2006-12-01 12:58:44 · 29 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL DUDE!!! thats HILARIOUS!!! gotta send it 2 my friendz!! thanks 4 the laugh!
2006-12-01 13:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by Bleed!ng Star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 14:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He might have shot the dog but I bet hurt himself when he went off!
2006-12-01 13:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah haha, that's funny. I've never heard that one before!
2006-12-01 13:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good, dude thats really funny
2006-12-01 13:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it is still funny.
2006-12-01 14:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny if you read though the whole thing a not just little part of it.
2006-12-01 13:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by snowman2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is sooo cute!! Wouldn't tell it to just anybody, ya know? But it's cute!
2006-12-01 13:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by smoothsoullady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so funny but in reality the baby's wouldn't have survive
2006-12-01 13:12:29 · answer #9 · answered by healedwounds31490 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this forum was for questions and not stories.
2006-12-01 13:01:44 · answer #10 · answered by jonas_tripps_79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-01 13:21:41 · answer #11 · answered by kay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋