Theres a man and a woman in a house, the woman says to the man "Can you change the lightbulb?"
To which the man replies "Have I got ELECTRICIAN written across my forehead?"
The woman then says "Can you fix the stairs?"
The man replies "Have I got BUILDER written across my forehead?" and storms off to the pub.
When he returns, everything is fixed, the man says "What the hell happened here?"
The woman replies "A handsome young man came around and said he would fix everything for me and all I had to do was sleep with him or bake him a cake."
The man asks happily "So what cake did you bake him?"
The woman replies "Have I got Delia Smith written across my forehead!".
2006-12-01 12:48:16 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2006-12-01 21:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1
2006-12-02 19:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before but the punch line was Betty Crocker. Not sure who Delia Smith is (must be a regional thing).
2006-12-01 12:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by Cyndie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it was Betty Crocker. Not sure who Delia Smith is.
2006-12-01 14:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Delia smith u have to tell about her
2006-12-01 13:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by The Prince of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie
2006-12-01 12:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by AL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good heard it with the punch being betty crocker, but still a good one
2006-12-01 12:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good nine,funny as heck.
2006-12-01 13:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was fantastic joke...and it did put a SMILE ON MY FACE.
Thanx
2006-12-01 23:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-02 02:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋