I want the really new ones.
Not like you mamas so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change.
2006-12-01 12:40:25 · 9 answers · asked by mikejonesg2132 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You mama's so ugly, even I wouldn't date her!
2006-12-01 12:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat she doesn't have a Zip Code she has an Area Code
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people holler "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so dumb when she saw the sign "Airport Left" she turned around and went back home.
2006-12-01 20:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama teeth so yellow she stops traffic when she smiles.
Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love in love and broke it.
Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age,she died.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
2006-12-01 20:48:47 · answer #3 · answered by BugsBunnyGal4eva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo moma's so stupid, she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know".
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office
i don't know if these are the newer ones or not...
2006-12-01 20:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by .::country gurl in a 4X4::. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.
2006-12-01 21:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by carq31 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so dumb see went around a tree and got lost
2006-12-01 20:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by *MRS>TOM BRADY* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so poor and stupid, when her apartment caught on fire she climbed to the roof and started singing 'clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cuz we got heat'
2006-12-01 20:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she broke it
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her *** in flour and look for the wet spot to **** her!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
2006-12-02 00:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
idk
2006-12-01 22:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by s_lopez_2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋