If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
Cookie pieces contain no fat-- the process of breaking causes fat leakage. Exception: Cookies sold by TEXAS D'LITES distributors. Great "Meal Replacement" with little or no FAT content, low in calories, lots of fiber, protein, and other nutritional ingredients.
Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE:
Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.
2006-12-01 12:31:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh i wish these were true, lol
2006-12-01 12:31:40 · update #1
good one
but you for got that food consumed during the holidays does not count
2006-12-01 12:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by jelly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Food consumed after exercise, or in air flying has NO calories
2006-12-01 12:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very creative... i loved the last one the most. how about: if it is made to look natural (chocolate carrots), it has the properties of the natural food. if it has something good for you in it (like milk in ice/whipped cream, carrots in carrot cake, apples in apple pie, etc.)
2006-12-01 12:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever why would you been on a diet if the only thing you want to do is cheat
2006-12-01 12:34:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so sad. People universally delude themselves, don't they?
2006-12-01 12:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by Minmi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, That was a good list.
2006-12-01 15:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-01 12:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by mikejonesg2132 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
god dont we all
2006-12-01 12:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by missy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋