...stumbled up the country road in the dark. " Faith, Mike, we've
stumbled into the graveyard and here's the stone of a man lived
to the age of 103! " Glory be, Patrick and was anybody we knew?
" No, ' twas someone named ' Miles from Dublin' ! "
2006-12-01 12:22:56 · 15 answers · asked by Bill UK 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Drunk and The Pig
It was early last December
As near as I remember
I was walking down the street in tipsy pride
No-one was I disturbing
As I lay down by the Kerbing
Then a pig came up and lay down by my side
As I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I shall noy utter
A lady passing by was heard to say;
"You can tell a man who booozes
By the company he choooses"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
2006-12-01 19:18:59 · answer #1 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-01 21:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. It's a Goodie.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening/morning!
2006-12-03 09:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He gets all over the place !
2006-12-01 13:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I can just see several of my friends doing that!
2006-12-01 12:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha..like it...made me chuckle anyway..keep 'em coming
2006-12-01 18:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by StarLight_Supernova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear
you heard about me and the wife
i told her to keep quiet
2006-12-01 18:08:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ancient, but amusing.
2006-12-01 12:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! LOL
2006-12-01 12:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by Zenchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me 'ats off to ya, mate.
2006-12-01 12:40:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋