anyone got any funny drunk stories that they experienced or heard about?
2006-12-01 12:16:19 · 6 answers · asked by adorkable 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
me and my best friend had gotten some old man to buy us a 12pk of bud select for him and a 12pk of corona for me. after about 30 minutes we were both pretty drunk and at the time had a 2wd honda cr-v and decided to go " mud ridin". BIG mistake. after about 15 seconds on the road he drove into a rut and guess what. we got stuck. so they were sat in gigantic rut with no way out. so we get out and start walkin down this road to try and get service on my phone, now its 28 degrees out and were from alabama so were not used to cold weather,and were wearin t-shirts and jeans, so its really cold.we couldnt ever get service on my phone so we go back to the car and sit for bout an hour until some hunters came by. well after another thirty minutes they come back and try to pull us out, after about 45 minuted were finnaly free, but while waiting, we kept drinkin, so while the hunters ae helpin us, we just bust out into this george jones song and also we started makin fun of john david booty, weird i know but at the time hilarious. well after sum time sobering up which took god knows how long we went home. and thats my best story
2006-12-02 08:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by i_love_ebay15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in school there was this guy Mack the yak - because he had a habit of barfing at any party he attended. There was even an honorary Mack Yak award for anyone who spewed more or further.
2006-12-01 20:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by Walking on Sunshine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya i have this old man was pissed on a fishing boat and he was singing
gin gin and a bottle o old rum
for my tin in my chest
my heary wow o pumpltation glow
blabla bla anyway he had barrels of toxic fumes and expolsilves like barrles of dynamtine and one rolled over by him and he said shi.t and it expoled his own boat and the next day the old man was livin limped lol and he still dont know how lucky he is
2006-12-01 20:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got a joke. I drunk pitcher of cool-lade dear me to drive?
2006-12-01 21:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well... I was on the interenet now and...
2006-12-01 21:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.tuckermax.com/
Can't beat him!
2006-12-01 23:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by hq3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋