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"Well" said Mick,"I was ironing my shirt, when the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone!". "Good God", said the nurse, "but how did you manage to burn the other one?". " I did that phoning for the Ambulance!" said Mick.

2006-12-01 12:01:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

thats a really nice joke, don't listen to the others, just keep on writing more!

2006-12-01 17:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny... last time I heard that joke, his name was Tommy.

I'm a mite peed off, for the sake of my Irish grandad... with the Irish leaning names in stupid behaviour jokes... it's way past time my English roots took the flack as well!

2006-12-01 12:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heres another
Poor man with burned legs in hospital,
Nurse asks what medication to give him
and is told viagra - Will that help with the pain?
Certainly it will keep the sheets off his legs!

2006-12-01 19:25:18 · answer #3 · answered by christine p 3 · 0 1

I think Mick needs an eye test lol! He should go to specsavers!!

2006-12-01 12:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0 1

Ha

2006-12-01 12:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by BILL 6 · 0 1

ha ha

2006-12-01 12:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

as i work in a&e and my dad is irish i can believe this but only if he was drunk

2006-12-01 18:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Was he pressed into it ? You have me in creases !

2006-12-01 13:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 1

I dont get it.

2006-12-01 12:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by El Camaleon 3 · 1 0

WEAK

2006-12-01 12:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 1 0

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