i want to find a girl with all these tallents,
1) good looking
2)cooks me breakfast at exactly 6 in the morning
3) do what she is supposed to do and stay home and clean all day
4) bring me lunch at work
5) have dinner seting on the table when i get home
6) clean the house some more
7) ask for money only to buy more cleaning supplies to clean my house
8) wash my car
9) hand me a drink when ever i say
10) just stand there out of my way but close enough to hear me give orders that she will follow,
11) she will never go out, theres no point when her freinds are in the kitchen mrs stove and mrs sink
12) and last but not least she will report in to me after every clean up.
2006-12-01 11:41:25 · 13 answers · asked by tony b 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
these are all the qualities that girls should be born with thats their role isn't it.
2006-12-01 11:46:20 · update #1
im not looking for a slave or a maid, this free once you get married its your wifes role, to take place in all of these duties that is what they are for
2006-12-01 11:48:38 · update #2
ohh and i forgot, she must remain silent untill spoken to, and no all of this is not impossible or to much to ask for since all of these is a womans responsibilities, i know your mom taught you all of this.
2006-12-01 12:04:56 · update #3
If you are a Westerner, come get a wife in Taiwan. They'll do anything to get US citizenship. and believe me, they do all on your list.
2006-12-01 11:51:15 · answer #1 · answered by Manie M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
where can I find this?
I want to find a guy with all these "tallents",
1) good looking
2) gets his butt out of bed every morning and goes to work
3) brings his paycheck home and gives it to me
4) sends me flowers at work
5) takes me out to dinner
6) hires someone to clean the house
7) surprises me with little presents
8) gives me baths
9) takes me out for drinks and dancing
10) holds my hand in public
11) tells me he loves me.... all the time!
12) makes love to me every night of the week.... and makes sure that I'm satisfied each and every time!!!!!!!!!!
When YOU can become this man (or one pretty darned close) you shouldn't have any trouble finding a woman more than willing to do your 1-12 (and MORE!). But for now, you're an idiot (which you already knew!), so you'll have to settle for bar-flies and one night stands.
Tony, Tony, Tony! I should have checked your previously asked questions before I wasted my time with this one. You are so full of balony!!!!! And this is why:
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2006-12-01 11:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by grahamma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry! Those slavery times are long gone. Need to hire people and pay for the duties they perform.
2006-12-01 11:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you looking for a maid, a girlfriend or a slave?
2006-12-01 11:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by linda c 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Slavery was abolished years ago. No woman in their right mind would do that for you.
2006-12-01 11:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The days of slavery are long gone ... try again tho !
2006-12-01 11:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by PikC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your best bet? Marry your mother.
2006-12-01 13:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's this place called Stepford.....
2006-12-01 13:54:05 · answer #8 · answered by dreamweaver.629ok 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try the middle east
2006-12-01 11:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're gonna have a hard time, that's what I know.
2006-12-01 14:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by kdotf 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋