2006-12-01 11:21:11 · 22 answers · asked by googleh20 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
2006-12-01 11:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by culture_killer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YO momma is so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody.
Yo momma is so stupid, i told her christmas is around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo momma is so stupid, i saw her walking down the street talking into an envelope and i asked her what she was doing and she said "voicemail".
Yo momma is so stupid she got morning sickness after you were born
2006-12-01 20:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by RAW DIVA™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so ugly that she made onions cry.yo momma is so bald that when she took a shower she got brain washed.yo momma is so stupid that she tripped on a wireless phone.yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a dollar bill she made change.yo momma is so fat that when she was little she sat next to everybody.yo momma is so poor that when she was on the street someone passed by and stepped on a cigarette and she said who turned off the heater?yo momma is so fat that when she was at the beach evryone yelled free willy.yo momma is so fat that when she was in the water at the beach scientists thought that she was a species of a whale.yo momma is so fat that when she was in the water at the beach scientists thought that she was a species of an island.
2006-12-01 20:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by Gorgeous George 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
2006-12-01 20:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so big she walked in front of the t.v. and i missed the whole thing series of making of the band 3
2006-12-01 20:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by luoontoonyh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so old she sat next to Jesus in Kindergarten!!
2006-12-02 14:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Ariel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid that when they teacher said to do an essay. she went an did a mexican. LOL
2006-12-01 21:29:47 · answer #7 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so ugly, ray charles ran away screaming!
2006-12-01 19:48:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so poor she requested 50 cent
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yo momma so fat she sat on a fifty dollar bill and made change
2006-12-01 19:24:38 · answer #9 · answered by Jaanie baaby (: 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch.
Yo momma so stupid she put toilet paper on the t.v. set and called it paper view.
Yo momma so fat that when she put's on a dress and goes outside-Everyone shouts; "Kool Aid"
2006-12-01 20:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by lil'gem 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb, she's wearing a sweatsuit while surfing the net
2006-12-01 19:54:43 · answer #11 · answered by Paula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋