Steve decided to buy himself a secondhand motorbike. It was a pretty good deal, except one of the seals was missing. So whenever it rained, he would apply some vaseline to the spot where the seal should be to stop the rainwater getting in.
Anyway, one evening, his new girlfriend invited him to dinner to meet her parents. When he drove up on the bike she was waiting outside for him, and said "Whatever you do, don't say a word inside. We've had this silly argument about washing-up and the first person to speak has to do the lot".
When they got inside, Steve saw it was as bad as she said. Nobody was saying a word, and dirty dishes were piled high in the kitchen.
Dinner was certainly an uncomfortable affair, no one saying anything. So Steve decided to have a little fun. He grabbed his girlfriend, threw her across the table, and had sex with her there and then. Her Mum looked shocked and her Dad furious, but no one said anything.
Five minutes later, Steve, got up, grabbed Mum, threw her on the table and gave her a similar seeing to - girlfriend looked shocked this time, dad even more furious, but still not a word.
Suddenly there was a clap of thunder from outside and it began to rain. Thinking of his bike, Steve grabbed the vaseline and jumped out of his chair.
Dad also jumped out of his chair, yelling: "Oh, for Christ's sake. Alright, I'll do the fu**ing washing up!"
2006-12-01 11:06:33 · 37 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
LOL!!!That was the most funniest thing EVER!!!Thanks for the hilarious story!!!I'm tellin you if you cant read that without smiling that's weird!!Thanks for makin me laugh FINALLY!!!it will make me laugh the whole NIGHT!!! :)
2006-12-01 11:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O.K. that's good, - try this true story,
Two British journalists were in Serbia and went to a restaurant for a meal. The menu was unintelligible to them, but they finally settled on a Serbian Salad. A colourful and full platter was set before them which they duly finished. When the actual salad turned up they realised that they had eaten the table decoration!
2006-12-01 11:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by Davy Crockett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I could'nt.
Its cute.
Not nearly as the bad as 4 people stranded on a tropical Island.
They all want to have some RELATIONS...
3 guys, one GIR...
Well, so they shared, in the sense that ea. guy was with her for a wk, 4th week was "HER TIME"...Everyone was happy, all went well for several months...
Suddenly she up and died...
1st wk. wasn't that bad...
2nd week was a little worse...
3rd week it was really getting bad...
4th week, they finally burried her.
I do not know why i put that up now, I guess I have been waiting awhile to post it here...GUESS I"M JUST A SICK B*ST**D
T.y. for the opportunity.
DJ
2006-12-02 11:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by gemseeker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh, yes. But i dont understand the punchline! Why did Steve leaving the room make the Dad wanna do the washing up??? :/
2006-12-01 11:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2006-12-01 12:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange but funny!!! Giggle Giggle!!
2006-12-01 11:19:58 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine_jayne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...must admit, I did smile..ok, not just smiled, i even chuckled.. so what was I supposed to answer? This is Yahoo Answers right?
2006-12-01 11:11:14 · answer #7 · answered by Just Asking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I read without smiling or laughing.
2006-12-01 11:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by Toshihiro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was just good, thank you or making me laugh,i kina expected the end,but not that way.Great
2006-12-01 11:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a truly magnificent joke, gosh your right couldn't read it without laughing lol. still laughing as i rite, he he you certainly entertained there Hun good on you.
2006-12-01 11:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋