Tell me something Funny...
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im only twelve but i need a laugh :)
2006-12-01 10:52:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Next time you go to Wendy's, wear a bright red wig and tie the sides of your hair up like the girl on the sign. Then when you show up at the store all of the people behind the counter will say, "Oh crap! It's Wendy! LETS GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP!" as they frantically scurry around.
2006-12-01 10:56:57 · answer #1 · answered by Joe K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice box for an hour?
It said concentrate!!!
How do you get a blonde busy for 30 minutes?
Get a sheet of paper, and on both sides, write flip over.
2006-12-01 19:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by JaxJagsFan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really dumb, but my kids couldn't stop laughing --
What's brown & sticky? A stick
What's green and has wheels? Grass without the wheels.
Toodleloo caribou!
2006-12-01 22:36:26 · answer #3 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Newfies were in Toronto for the first time and they were on a bus. Two nuns got on the bus and one of them had her leg in a cast. One Newfie says to the other "Wa ya suppose appen t'er?". The other one says, " I don know, whyn't ya fine out." He responds, "I will" and goes over to the nun and asks, "Sista, wha appen ta yer laig?" She says, " I slipped, in the Baaath". He goes back to his buddy who asked "wha appened?" and he says, "She slipped in a Baaath", buddy inquires," Whats a Baaath? He says, "Ow da ell do I know, I ain't Cathlic,"
2006-12-01 21:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my family were driving early in the morning to our family reunion. there was me, my mom, my aunt, and my two cousins. one of my cousins was 18 yrs. old. (her name is Kristen) she was up in the front seat. a truck drove up. Kristen was all like, "woa he is HOT i want his number. here, hand me a piece of paper and pen. i wanna write my number down." the man drove up again and was waving at Kristen. My other cousin and i were laughing. my OTHER cousin's name is Dylan. he is about 13 years old. when the guy drove up again.....Kristen held her paper up with her phone # on it. and at the same time.................the guy held a piece of paper up with HIS phone number on it TOO!!! LOL..then Kristen called him and the guy answered it. turns out he coudn't speak any english! my mom was all like translating for my cousin. the guy could only speak spanish. my mom knows alot of spanish so she had to translate. you HAD to be there. TRUST ME, YOU WOULD OF LAUGHED!! that is one of the most unforgetable car ride EVER i think! it was 3 hours of games, jokes, and loud music. (and also taking on the cell phone by Kristen.) hope i gave ya a good laugh...if not, oh well.
2006-12-01 19:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pig fell in the mud. Short and sweet. It is so NOT funny it is funny. Or not. It's clean, though except for the pig! NOW it's funny!!!!
2006-12-01 18:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Where do Blonde's come from?
Idoeno! Or was it Idaho?
2006-12-01 19:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Roll'n Bluntz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋