A boy was killed in a car crash, but no one knew who he was. So they took him in for an autopsy, and one nurse thought it was Billy. So they called in Billy's two best friends into the autopsy room and asked if they recognized him. As soon as they saw him, they started bawling. "Oh, no, Billy! He's dead!!" So, case closed, the doctor flips Billy over onto his back. Suddenly, the friends stopped crying. "Wait, that can't be Billy! Flip him over again..." So the doctor flips Billy over again, and the friends start bawling again, "Oh, not Billy! Poor Billy!" But when the doctor flips him over again, they stop. "Wait...that isn't Billy..." So the doctor asks, "Why do you think it's Billy from the front, but not from the back?" So one friend answers, "Well, that guy only has one @$$hole." The doctor says, "And what does that have to do with anything?" The friend replies, "Well,whenever we walked through town with Billy, everyone always said, "Oh, look, it's Billy and those two @$$holes..."
2006-12-01 10:44:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha ha that is funny!!! Such idiots lol
2006-12-01 10:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-01 22:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before but it still makes me laugh
10.9
2006-12-01 19:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-01 18:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
}:-D
2006-12-01 19:19:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋