there once was a man from kent
who's dick was so long that it bent
to save himself trouble
he put it in double
and instead of coming he went
2006-12-01 10:29:55 · 20 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SO IT WAS YOU CHRIS W I WAS WITH WHEN I WAS PISSED LAST NITE I COUDNT REMEMBER THANKS FOR SHARING THAT LAUGH
2006-12-01 22:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad 8/10
2006-12-01 11:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a young gal from Eeling,
who had a perculiar feeling,
She laid on her back, opened her crack,
and peed all over the ceiling.
Hopes this solves all those long nights in.
Get a life!
2006-12-01 10:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by Hairybolux 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have met a few like that is Kent
2006-12-02 03:59:15 · answer #4 · answered by littlebootsbirmans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her is a perfect match for him.
There was a young women from Kent
Said she knew what it meant
When men asked her to dine
with cocktails and wine
She knew what it meant but she went
2006-12-01 19:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young woman from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour her **** were in flower
and her **** was all covered in weeds.
2006-12-01 10:34:51 · answer #6 · answered by stone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He could have put it over his shoulder and come as Father Christmas !
2006-12-01 11:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll need his name, address and directions to kent.
2006-12-01 10:37:33 · answer #8 · answered by hotgirl2_22 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must be about 60 that is the age of this rhyme
2006-12-01 11:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iv'e heard that so many times but never read it. i don't think its that funny, i did the first three times of hearing it bt knot now.
2006-12-01 10:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by Dragonfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute 9.9
2006-12-01 11:09:22 · answer #11 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋