She never makes my sandwhiches the way I like. She ALWAYS forgets the mayo. I could train my dog better, but she just does not learn. How can I train her? Do any guys have handy tricks they've used?
2006-12-01 10:17:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
A whip?
2006-12-01 10:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry but I don't like to be crude or rude, but I speak for myself and probably alot of other ladies out there. That so honestly what is wrong with men now a day's, why do they think they can "train" us, is that really gonna get you or them any where, truthfully. I personally from speaking on my behalf that if my old man was upset because I forgot his mayo on his sandwich I would tell him to go make it himself the next damn time. I'm sorry don't mean to judge, but I would be walkin or tellin you were to go.
2006-12-01 14:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by Sunshine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MEN LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WOMEN BECOME NUNS AND LESBIANS!!!! we cannot train you men to put the seat down so stop bitching about some mayo and make your own damn sandwhich!!!! and do your wife a favor and leave her so she can find someone worht her time who won't mind her being human and forgetting s fricking condiment on his sandwhich!
2006-12-01 10:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by Duelen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Learn to make a sandwich on your own. Why are you with her if you feel a dog can be trained better? Train your dog to make your food then. Your woman is not your slave to train. Train youself to have some manners and be a man and make things on your own!
2006-12-01 10:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you and your dog would get along better. Move out to the doghouse. Don't forget to take the mayo.
2006-12-01 10:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by John B 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So you could train your dog better, huh? It seems to me that you are an abusive controlling person and you should call an abuse hotline and tell them what you just told us. Maybe they could help you. It is not your "woman" who needs to change, its you. You can make your own sandwich while yuo are on the phone with the abuse hotline.
2006-12-01 11:19:49 · answer #6 · answered by becksbalaro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know what you mean! I've been trying for 14 years to train my man to wash the food out of the dishrags before he throws them in the laundry pile! I can't teach him how to clean a floor either. It's hopeless! Men are not trainable.
2006-12-01 10:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by lizardmama 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Buy a BIIIGGGG box of mayo packets... and put them in the fridge... and just grab one on the way out the door..... problem solved... now shut your face unless you want dog s**t on your sandwich... and she's not your woman.. she is a woman.. who probably has a name unless she's a CAVEWOMAN in which case she's not JUST a woman... idiot
2006-12-01 10:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by tyler15463210 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The way you are talking,you must be old enough to make your own sandwiches.Stop complaining and do it yourself.The only one you need to train how to do something is you.
2006-12-01 13:46:51 · answer #9 · answered by Willnotlietoyou 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, your first problem is you refer to her as ''woman''. This indicates a lack of respect...then you indicate even further loss of respect by going ''hey, dogs learn better''. she has a name and a brain.
what might work for you is a lesson in manners and respect.
2006-12-01 10:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by Thera 9 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*rae* Train? What, are women just pets again? I thought humans were past that concept to begin with? *shrugs* Guess not.
2006-12-01 10:25:05 · answer #11 · answered by Kristina H 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋