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What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't told her twice.

Yeah, we can all make misogynistic jokes. Doesn't mean it's funny.

2006-12-01 10:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Because not every woman is chained to the stove 24/7.

2006-12-01 18:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by nanny4hap 4 · 0 0

Why do men need to wear a watch when there is one on the stove?

Answer that!!!!!!!
You're questions are sooo rude!!!!

2006-12-01 18:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by Brie 3 · 0 0

There's a watch on the stove? My husband must have left his there.

2006-12-01 18:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

not all women got watches on their stoves

2006-12-01 18:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by bshelby2121 6 · 0 0

if you used your stove more you would understand- when I am baking the bake timer is running where the clock was so.... i only know how many minutes i have left to cook the item , but not the actual time--- so.... i use my watch- this way i know when to get the laundry out of the washer while i cook.......

2006-12-01 19:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by drox 3 · 0 0

It's not 1950 women play the most important role in society seeing as they are a higher species capable of multiple thought and more leaning and memory than us guys

2006-12-01 18:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by msim225 3 · 1 0

Wow, you're single, aren't you? And my stove has this thing called a "clock", not a watch.

2006-12-01 18:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yes they do! I always check the time every day when I'm dining out because I want to get home to watch the news.

2006-12-01 18:07:19 · answer #9 · answered by Juanitaville 5 · 1 0

Why do men need watches when there is a clock built into the TV?

2006-12-01 18:08:53 · answer #10 · answered by Consuming Fire 7 · 1 0

because they take time out from the stove sometimes to reach for the remote for their men who seem to have superglued themself to the couch

2006-12-01 18:06:30 · answer #11 · answered by Peace 7 · 2 0

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