The Top 10 Reasons That Parents Send Kids To School
To scope out any single teachers for Daddy.
To learn that useful Algebra stuff that every McDonald's manager uses daily.
No cable at home so the kids watch it at school and fill you in at dinner.
After the same damn episode of Barney 2500 times, its either send them to school or drop them off at the dump at the outskirts of town.
So someone else can deal with the psychotic little shits.
Not getting enough paste in their diet at home.
Easier to run escort service out of home when they're not around.
To study hard, and learn the fine art of perfect English to the point of getting a college degree just so you can use it for writing Top 10 Lists!
2006-12-01 09:49:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey people this is just a joke. dont take as an insult, im in school too, i just find it kinda funny. :D
2006-12-01 09:50:09 · update #1
ok sorry i meant 8 reasons
2006-12-01 09:58:44 · update #2
A good answer for getting rid of the children. I guess most teachers make good baby sitters.
2006-12-01 09:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats only 8 reasons
2006-12-01 17:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its cute and funny and ill give u a 10.9
2006-12-01 18:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-01 22:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by s_lopez_2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....
2006-12-01 18:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by iNn0c3nt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋