2006-12-01 09:29:09 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm just getting over a cold but laughing that hard put me in a coughing fit, dang you!
Perhaps you can get her a eyeball-sized container to store your condoms in?
2006-12-01 09:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that you have gotten the attention of the entire Yahoo panel, what do you really want to know? Sheesh! If your girlfriend is smart, she will use what eye-sight she has left to see you for what a sick-o you are. I hope she has the use of both her legs so she can run like hell from YOU!
2006-12-01 09:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by LMnandez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wooooooooooooow
2006-12-01 09:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by lolly679 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her "Open one eye and close one eye, cause here comes a big surprise!!"
Or tell her you have a One Eye for her socket.
2006-12-01 09:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell your g/f to use the remaining eye to keep a look out for a better boyfriend. She doesn't need an idiot like you!
2006-12-01 09:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by citrusy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously this is a fake question, but i think it crosses some kind of line...that is really just wrong, even for a joke.
2006-12-01 09:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bubby'sGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jackass. That's the easiest 2 points I've earned on here I think.
2006-12-01 09:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by intuition897 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a fake eye, man!!
2006-12-01 09:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
choose a romantic moment and sweetly coo 'cyclops honey' into her ear
you fear she may not see eye to eye with you on this one?
2006-12-01 09:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by yeshkamesh 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
start using your back socket to show her that you need to use more holles.
2006-12-01 09:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by yiannis the greek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋