Im dying of a rare disease, Valvitis, I need an operation to help me, but I havent made sufficient NI contributions so I need money to go private.
I know God wants me to live, he told me so in a dream, Jesus came to me, and said "If you ask on yahoo, they will pay, and save you" - I was in tears of joy.
I know you can help, please help, Jesus will love you for it.
Please send me £5 to Mr John Smith, Evergreen Terrace, Berkshire, England.
Thanks you, and praise Jeses, he loves us all.
Sing hosanna, and praise, praise the Lord!
2006-12-01 09:18:02 · 50 answers · asked by Im a killer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks Angela, Jesus loves you!
2006-12-01 09:19:54 · update #1
Yes Jesus does love us all, and we love Him - he's a great guy, thanks guys, your support is touching.
2006-12-01 09:20:55 · update #2
Theres a lot of love in this room!
2006-12-01 09:23:09 · update #3
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TYPO Correction,
I have VULVITIS! not valvitis
These are cynical times, and whether I get my operation or not, I know Jesus will be waiting for me.
Thank those of you with faith - I love you, as Jesus does.
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2006-12-01 09:27:20 · update #4
In case my donation doesn't reach you in time! please ask your family to forward it to the nearest Animal shelter.
May Your God be with you!
I'm sure Jesus wont love me for it.
He's supposed to be sending me to Atheist's Hell!
2006-12-01 09:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry... Jesus can't really help you. Nor will I. If you can't get the money for the operation, do you really think Jesus will save you? If you're a REALLY good person, then don't even get the operation! Jesus will save you because you're good! Jesus doesn't exist. I'm not sending any money.
You're trying to rip people out of their money. Good job crapping all over religion, though. Seriously.
Oh, and did you mean Vulvitis instead of Valvitis? Valvitis doesn't affect female genitalia.
2006-12-01 09:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jesus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus loves me too. He also appeared to me in a dream and said that I would be getting this heart rending appeal from someone with the initials LE.
HE told me " Whatever you do, do Not send him any money because I need the bastard up here"
PS do some of your answerers need a sense of humour transplant or what?
2006-12-01 09:26:20 · answer #3 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you taking the mick out of Jesus? Is this some kind of joke? Why did Jesus come to someone like you and mentioned Yahoo Answers!!!! o.O Come on
Think real, see real....
Stop makin up stuff and get over it!
You lieing infidel dysfunctional fool!!!
2006-12-01 09:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you tell a lie then im afraid that it happens to you that you are dying. If this is all lie, the you wrath yourself by your own and i';m scared that it is going to happen. if you tell the truth then i'm 100% sure you save by the prayer and God's will take care of you.
2006-12-01 09:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus allways, loves you but your spirit will live on forever! This
body is only a temporary tool. Go to God without fear, the trials a
and tribulations of your body will soon be over.
2006-12-01 09:25:07 · answer #6 · answered by REVEL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets see if I get this:
Valvitis
Eosinophilic aortitis and valvitis requiring aortic valve replacement ... of an eosinophilic aortitis and valvitis presenting with aortic regurgitation. ...
Vulvitis
Vulvitis is an inflammation ... such as vaginitis or herpes often accompany vulvitis. ... poor, or whose hygiene is poor may be more susceptible to vulvitis. ...
When you figure out which it is let us know. I hope you are not dying (of either one....). If you are you need to make sure you are right with the Lord before you go to "meet your maker".
I hope your praises are sincere.
2006-12-01 09:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by redeemed 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Saves well not on the amount of money your going to get sent he won't
2006-12-01 09:24:35 · answer #8 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure God said that or did you think that. God can totally save you and if not whats to worry about your going to heaven to be with God in total happyness. God can heal you without an operation, he's a healing God
2006-12-01 09:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
jesus doesnt love you it was the devil who spoke to you.
it happened to me too i was asleep then awoke to a holy sight telling me there and then to order a dominos. it was a stupid idea i knew it was old nick tricking me! how you ask? well if it was jesus then he would have made the pizza appear there and then!
the point to this story is simply to feel sorry for you and send cash, right?
well my plea and vengance was to make you read all of this, to present to you that your poor concept of a plan of scamming cash has failed
2006-12-01 09:23:46 · answer #10 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋