TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER,
"GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
"YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"
"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."
THE SECOND OLD MAN THEN SAID, " I THINK MY GIRL WAS A WITCH."
HIS FRIEND LOOKED PUZZLED AND ASKED WHY
THE OLD MAN REPLIED: "WHILE I WAS LOVING HER, I GAVE HER A LITTLE LOVE BITE, AND SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW"
2006-12-01 09:11:25 · 35 answers · asked by its_me_cheeky_dee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....that was cute! here's one for you, 3 tampons walking down the street toward you, Mini, Maxi & Super....which one talks to you first???
Give up? None of them, they are all stuck up cunts!
2006-12-01 09:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by Yahoo Answerer 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
My friend and I are both at work on the computer and have a little free time so we pulled up this site. This was a real cute and basically clean joke. I'd like to see more like this. I would have to say it's more than a little joke though. Anyone that doesn't laugh or chuckle at this has no sense of hummer.
2006-12-01 09:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-01 10:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A similar thing happened to me a few years ago. On prom night I was with a gal, in the back seat of my car. I gave her a love bite on the neck, she passed gas, and I quickly went out the window.
2006-12-01 09:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice
2006-12-01 09:16:52 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Classic Joke... makes me laugh everytime I hear it
2006-12-01 09:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very cute, I love when people tell jokes and they are funny and can make you crack up.
2006-12-01 09:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny!
2006-12-01 09:13:22 · answer #8 · answered by $D*Da*Spoild*1$ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its really funny but i gota say its not a little joke lol.
2006-12-01 09:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by sweeper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the joke, now I can go home and tell that to my wife. Have a great weekend.
2006-12-01 09:14:24 · answer #10 · answered by loser 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋