3 Last Requests
A cowboy finds himself captured by indians. The indians decide they are going to kill him, and the chief tells the cowboy he may have 3 last requests granted to him.
The cowboy walks over to his horse and whispers something in his ear. The horse takes off running, and then returns in 10 minutes with a young, busty blond. The cowboy shrugs, and takes the blond into a nearby teepee. He emerges 10 minutes later. The chief then tells him, he has 2 requests left.
The cowboy goes over to his horse again and whispers something in his ear. Again, the horse takes off and returns a short time later, this time with a young, busty brunette. The cowboy looks at her, and shrugs, taking her into a nearby teepee and then comes out 10 minutes later. He is reminded he has one request left.
He goes back to his horse and whispers in his other ear 'For the last time, I said bring me MY POSSEE!!'
2006-12-01 08:45:07 · 24 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not many jokes make me laugh out loud (sitting here on my own as I am), but this one did. Just as well I'm not in an internet cafe, or they'd be sending for the men in white coats! What's with that horse that he can't understand plain English?!
2006-12-01 08:53:54 · answer #1 · answered by Archie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad 7/10
2006-12-01 19:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhaha! Hilarious!!thumbs up!!!
2006-12-01 09:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably good that he didn't tell the horse to
"bring me a lasso".
2006-12-01 08:52:13 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet the horse was an old nag anyway..good joke
2006-12-01 08:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a long way to go for a weak end
2006-12-01 08:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-03 10:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...lol!!
2006-12-01 08:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha haha that is too funny! Nice job!
2006-12-01 09:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish i had a horse like that
2006-12-01 08:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋