Whats your best put down of the other branches?
2006-12-01 08:44:28 · 10 answers · asked by striderknight2000 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I was AF, so lets hear some jokes.
2006-12-01 08:47:54 · update #1
Not just about the AF either. All branches
2006-12-01 08:49:18 · update #2
Figured Id add this one.
You know why the navy has their name on the seat of there pants. Its so they know which guy they are F****ng.
2006-12-01 08:59:33 · update #3
Bubbleheads (submariners) - 150 men depart on patrol. 75 couples return.
Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: The jet engine stops whining after the plane shuts down.
2006-12-01 09:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ARMY = Arent Ready for Marines Yet
Navy = Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Air Force = Chair Force.
Whats the difference between god and a navy fighter pilot?
God doesnt think he's a navy fighter pilot.
2006-12-01 16:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by Dan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marine - My A$$ Rides In Navy Equipment
2006-12-01 17:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by Paul P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marine= Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
What sound does a bag of s**t make when it hits the fan? maaaariiiiine!
Navy= Never Again Volunteer Yourself
2006-12-01 17:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by seeme1995 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Join the Military
See the World
Experience Different Cultures
Meet New People
And Kill Them
2006-12-01 17:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by KEITH A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Navy our dress blue trousers had 13 buttons on them that held up a flap in the front. We called it an Airforce, Marine, or Army serving tray.
2006-12-01 17:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by mikis1967 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
USMC=Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
2006-12-01 16:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What does the Army call a helicopter?
... a chopper
What does the Air Force call a helicopter?
... a whirly bird
What does the Navy call a helicopter?
... a helo
What do the Marines call a helicopter?
... ~points up in the sky~ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh....
2006-12-01 17:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by Darius 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is all Army people tell themselfs.
US Army backwards
Yes my retarded a$$ signed up.
2006-12-02 05:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Lost Sole 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was army,my brother, marines.he says army stands for "ain't ready for marines yet" i tell him marine stands for " my @ss really is now expendable."
2006-12-01 16:55:56 · answer #10 · answered by slabsidebass 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋