Mean ish but funny..
Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sleep with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
2006-12-01 08:28:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How nice to hear a really funny joke that is cheeky but not obscene. It proves that you don't have to resort to filth to make people laugh - this one really did make me laugh out loud. And the bonus is that I can tell it to others without feeling embarrassed. Well done!
2006-12-01 09:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by Archie W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And friends the story is true i was that man good joke keep it up. The jokes i mean
2006-12-01 08:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-12-01 08:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up and a six. Kind of funny.
2006-12-01 08:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaaha!! That is the funniest joke i've heard tonight!!! Hilarious!!
2006-12-01 08:38:52 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...i thought she was going 2 b preganant!
lolz dats a good1!!!!!! thanx 4 sharring it...now im going 2 tell my best friend it! ~__~
2006-12-01 09:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by puffy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this one! didnt expect the ending
2006-12-01 08:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by d.nickerson82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well both got something out of it.
2006-12-01 08:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by kman1830 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too Good. I didnt see that coming at all :)
2006-12-01 09:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by blisstar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
It's a goodie.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-03 10:12:32 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋