My four year old daughter is supposed to be taking a nap. She's been laying down since one o'clock, and hasn't been to sleep yet. She just came in here and told me that the reason she can't go to sleep is because her panties are getting too small!! Have your kids ever told you anything like this? 10 points to the best one!
2006-12-01 08:09:24 · 24 answers · asked by tinkerbell24 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Her panties are not too small. I was looking for funny stories, not parenting suggestions!
2006-12-01 08:16:03 · update #1
To Orton, she's 4, and sleeps in a queen size bed! How could she not be comfortable?
On another note, all the stories were funny!
2006-12-04 00:06:55 · update #2
In the middle of the last minute planning of my wedding, our whole family got a bad stomach flu, the car started acting up, and my ex decided to stop paying child support.
Well, one night I thought my 2 year old son was a sleep upstairs when I yelled something at my fiance along the lines of "I can't freaking handle anymore!"
Soon after this my son makes his way down the stairs and wraps his arms around my legs and says "you can do it, mom."
It was the first time I ever heard him speak a sentance that long. It was so cute and very motivating. Love that kid.
2006-12-01 08:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan's Ma 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
When my brother was about 3 or 4 years old, he told my mom one day that he didn't need a nap because "my eyes not sleepy, mama". This is the same child who, when told that he could not bring his wagon in the house because the wheels were dirty, took the wagon back outside & removed the wheels! Then he brought it in the house anyway. He was 4 years old!
2006-12-01 19:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by dbs241 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My six year old daughter had a dollar bill, which her aunt took to tease her, her aunt kept asking her how did she know it was hers? I asked her what the serial number was, she walked into the kitchen, got in the pantry and started reading numbers off of the cereal box, and as i was laughing my butt off i told her that was the wrong kind of cereal, she got really frustrated and began digging through the cabinet asking which one it was then? Funny stuff!!! i tried to explain to her the difference, but i think i just confused her even more.....
2006-12-01 21:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by jessieka 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes and my 4 year old daughter also told me that her legs were thirsty one time it was so funny. they just try to get out of taking a nap.
2006-12-01 16:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My 2 year old daughter looked at a complete stranger in the grocery store today and said, "I have a tiny butt." Where she got that one from, I have no idea. Kids.
2006-12-02 01:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by Robin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best thing I heard was from my brother when we were younger we were eating supper and mom and dad told him that if he eats a little bit more of his meal we would all get dessert, well the next night he asked 'mom, how much of my food did I eat last night?' mom replied that he had eaten about 3/4ths of his food his reply?
" If i eat three fourths of my supper tonight can i still have dessert?"
2006-12-01 16:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My granddaughter told me when she was four yrs. old that she couldn't get to sleep because God gave her defective eyelids. Apparrently, the ones she got leaked & let the light in. When I reminded her that it was night time & her room was dark she blamed her Mom for making her eat too many carrots so she could see in the dark. Can't win sometimes!!
When my two were smaller I got them t-shirts. One said "I Don't Know" & the other said "Not Me", because everytime you'd ask "Who did that?" that was the answers I got.
2006-12-01 16:38:36 · answer #7 · answered by Diablo 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sure - it makes since too tight underwear binds the legs and tummy making it difficult to get comfy and sleep. My son would go commando when his underwear was to small and when I caught him he would just say it felt better than the tight underwear. He is a big fan of boxers too - funny how they are so clever so young.
2006-12-01 16:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Walking on Sunshine 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He.. he.. yea! My kids say and do the funniest things sometimes,but when my 10 yr.old was about two and a half every time I would ask him to put on his shoes or something he would throw himself on the ground and say things like "cant move the air is holding me down".lol and not much has changed till this day!
2006-12-01 17:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria05 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My oldest child, when she was 2 years old she use to tee tee in her bed so I would let her up...yeah gross but kids do the strangest things to get out of a nap...lol.
2006-12-01 17:14:50 · answer #10 · answered by superstar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋