A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean ’almost?’" The guy says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped." "In the eyes of the Lord, rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in," says the priest. "For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $20 in the poor box." The guy leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment then starts to leave. The priest, seeing this, quickly runs over to him and says, "You didn’t put any money in the poor box!" The guy stops and says, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $20 on the box, and in the eyes of the Lord, that’s the same as putting it in."
2006-12-01 07:59:22 · 15 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHHHHHH HA HA HA HA!!!! Awesome!
That's kinda like the guy that got caught speeding by a camera and they mailed him a ticket with the picture of his license plate. So he mailed them back a picture of money.
2006-12-01 08:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's probably rubbing the Lord up the wrong way !
2006-12-01 16:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah sauce for the goose, nice one.
2006-12-01 16:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! That is so funny! I like this joke!
2006-12-01 16:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by spool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEheeeehee...that's great...good one.
2006-12-01 16:04:27 · answer #5 · answered by the_proms 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.
2006-12-01 16:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer putting it in.
2006-12-01 16:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...I like your style. That was a beauty!!
2006-12-01 20:32:31 · answer #8 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, very good.
2006-12-01 16:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one cowboy more plz
2006-12-01 17:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋