Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
2006-12-01 07:49:48 · 12 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! You rock, Rock!
2006-12-01 07:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long-winded version of Peter Kay's bacon slicer joke. Funny joke but could be shorter. Not gonna criticise you for copying Peter Kay - you may have never heard his routine.
2006-12-01 07:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by 13rich02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shortly afterwards, after a investigation, most of the males working there got fired, too.
2006-12-01 08:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that type of pickle slicer.
2006-12-01 08:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 questions. Did it happen in Branston (Staffordshire where the pickle comes from) and was he pickled at the time ?
2006-12-01 08:26:01 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, and just when he thought his day couldn't get any worse, he gets an a*s whippin, and then has to go to the hospital!!!
2006-12-01 07:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey Bill I like that.
kiddin.
2006-12-01 08:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-01 07:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like it!
2006-12-01 07:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahah i like that one!
2006-12-01 07:55:19 · answer #10 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋