A man is standing in front of the judge, asking for a divorce. The judge says to him, “all right, sir, please explain to me why you want a divorce.” “Because,” says the man, “I live in a two-story house.” “You live in a two-story house?” says the judge. “What kind of a reason is that for a divorce?” “Well, says the man, “one story is, ‘I’ve got a headache’ and the other is, ‘It’s that time on the month.’”
2006-12-01 07:29:57 · 8 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great week!
2006-12-04 00:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny i kind of most of the way get it the storys and everything is "it's that time on the3 month mean bills or something
2006-12-01 15:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by "Get a life n stop reading& 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! A thumbs up for you! Ur great! Hilarious!!
2006-12-01 15:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-01 15:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-01 15:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am glad I am not him.
2006-12-01 16:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-12-01 15:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, its funny...
2006-12-01 15:39:06 · answer #8 · answered by sweetthing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋