for you. If your brains were glass you wouldn't have enough to a monicle for the eye of a whelk.
Or if your brains were rubber you wouldn't have enough to make a pair of flippers for a budgie.
Got any more ?
2006-12-01 07:28:01 · 19 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your breath is so bad people look forward to your f*rts.
2006-12-01 07:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I liked them ! Heres some i know :
If brains were made of chocolate you wouldn`t have enough to fill a smartie .
If you had brains you would be dangerous .
You`re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike .
You`re as quick as a fortnight .
You`re as bright as a blackout .
2006-12-01 16:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Or if your brains were of steel u wudn't have enough to get it rusted ?
Or if your brains were of sites everybody would've browded it ?
2006-12-01 15:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the ultimate in insults...
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"
2006-12-01 15:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by gedg42 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kool. I only got ur momma insults.
2006-12-01 15:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur so stupid when ur dad said it was chilly u ran outside w/a bowl and spoon!
(i know it's corny)
2006-12-01 17:13:30 · answer #6 · answered by adamwglover 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay this is really stupid but it's all I can think of
You think your hot snot on a gold platter but your really just cold boogers on a paper plate.
2006-12-01 15:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
sounds nice and quiet for a diesel engine
2006-12-01 15:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by peter.w 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Haven't had a brainwave, sorry !
2006-12-01 16:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have your brain in my hand!!!!! Oh wait, my hand has nothing in it, so I guess your brain is useless.
2006-12-01 15:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by ................................ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋