I just remembered this joke.. Pretty old I guess.. Ewww.. But funny..
There were two old men in a retirement home. One says 'I'm so old.. My hands shake so much that when I had a shave this morning I cut myself in 3 places..'
'That's nothing..' The second guy replied.. 'My hands shake so much that when I was having a pee this morning.. I came out 5 times..!'
2006-12-01 07:18:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious
2006-12-01 07:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by Russianator 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke is normally funny, but it's "I came 5 times..!".
For the ones who didn't get it, he had a wa*k.
2006-12-01 21:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jazz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmm
dont get it
its getting late in the evening,
good night
2006-12-07 15:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by purple diamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he came out five time, out were ?
2006-12-01 15:33:26 · answer #4 · answered by I am women 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahha!! I like it whether it's old or not. Nice one!!
2006-12-01 15:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's his 'phone number ?
2006-12-01 16:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Funny. I've never heard that
2006-12-01 15:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh, Naz.....never mind....someone will be too young to have heard it before...
2006-12-01 15:57:46 · answer #8 · answered by queenofspades 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
2006-12-01 15:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very droll!
2006-12-01 15:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by dave a 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋