Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
2006-12-01 07:15:08 · 18 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!!!!!! (My sister's name is Carol and she's a ho so that's some funny sheet!!!!!!!)
2006-12-01 09:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by Minky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a similar one where three past presidents died in an air-force one crash, of course clinton had carol's panties, lol
2006-12-02 05:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-12-01 16:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by the_proms 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat kinda funny
2006-12-01 15:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by Lutria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a way to go.
2006-12-01 17:09:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-01 15:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by Russianator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-01 16:01:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-12-01 15:18:06 · answer #8 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good
2006-12-01 15:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....8/10
2006-12-01 15:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by iNn0c3nt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋