I'm having intermittent power outages, and I'd like to throttle whoever is responsible.
2006-12-01 07:12:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wind is caused by the Flying Spaghetti Monster blowing on his pasta because it's too hot. I don't have any evidence for this, but it is still an undeniable fact, and you will go to Hell for eternity if you question it.
2006-12-01 07:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God the creator and he can control it-
Mark 4:39 And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm.
Revelation 7:1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.
Jonah 1:4 But the LORD sent out a great wind into the sea,
Jonah 4:8 And it came to pass, when the sun did arise, that God prepared a vehement east wind;
Genesis 8:1 And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the cattle that was with him in the ark: and God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters asswaged;
2006-12-01 15:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by readthekjv1611@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It's a butterfly in another part of the planet, sorry no human to throttle.
And don't start killing butterflies! AAH! Stop thinking it!!
2006-12-02 03:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Genesis 4:20 it says," And Brad Pittbull decided power needed outages and he created wind. And it was good. Really f*cking good!" So, yeah. It was me. It says so in the good book. It's good though................so, you know..................can't really throttle me, can you?
Ok. Sorry.
2006-12-01 16:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by Brad Beerdrinker 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man cannot exercise control over the wind; he cannot guide, direct, restrain, or possess it. Because of this, “wind [ru′ach]” frequently stands for that which is uncontrollable or unattainable by man—elusive, transitory, in vain, of no genuine benefit.
2006-12-01 16:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by Just So 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well according to the Bible the wind is God...... He was flying over the waters or something in Genesis....
2006-12-01 15:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
people coming out of Taco Bell
2006-12-01 15:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by Char 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
just like you walk funny,you ask funny too.why the hell is this question in religion category? are you expecting an answer such as " wind is the fart of god" ??
2006-12-01 15:16:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is a fierce front isn't it? I had it come over last night. Hang on!
2006-12-01 15:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its from the flapping of all those flippers
2006-12-01 15:17:58 · answer #10 · answered by maybe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋