What about god, Satan, Thor, and Isis?
Should I throw in Great Cthulhu too?
What are the mathematics behind prayer?
2006-12-01 07:04:49 · 20 answers · asked by The Chaos Within 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oops I forgot FSM. Do you think it will be pissed?
2006-12-01 07:12:27 · update #1
It's a math problem.
Two times zero equals zero.
2006-12-01 07:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by jackbutler5555 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Obviously you don't understand prayer at all. Why would anyone pray to Satan? You can pray to God, saints, angels - any form of "goodness". To pray to an evil being is just plain, ignorant.
2006-12-01 07:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you are praying to all of those, then the only one that you are likely to contact is satan. Because God does not like it when you go to other gods for assistance.
2006-12-01 07:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot have your Cake and eat it too. You must choose between God or Satan. You sound like the little kid that asks both mom and dad for the same thing hoping for an OK from one of them.
2006-12-01 07:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by llewintx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Manipulation of chaotic reasoning and expression is beyond your grasp. Best to simplify what you wish to present to the community, so that a more accurate reply may be given. Otherwise, you make about as much sense as a green Easter bunny on the fourth of July
2006-12-01 07:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by TCFKAYM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Concerning the first part of your question (God, Satan), my advice is not to play the fools by halves...
Other deific names in my opinion associated with or represented as the Divine Creator of all things seen and unseen is fine according to ones "own" understanding...NOT mine nor OTHERS.
I'm sure that the Creators' Name "shall be known in many lands, by many names..."
2006-12-01 07:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by simmonsbey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure! Pray to anything that might help! God isn't the jealous bastard people seem to think He is.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
And those Jesus freaks have NO CLUE . . .
2006-12-01 14:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by serpentiger666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may speed up going to hell, I am not sure.
God is very real, so is satan, the others I don't really care about but I would just stick with God.
2006-12-01 07:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's blasphemous, it's betrayal. You are obviously just trying to get Christians to get mad and do whatever. But, You won't get it here, I will say that your soul is in danger and I hope you change the road you are on, I will pray for you.
2006-12-01 07:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by creeklops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Praying to Satan won't get you anywhere. Stick with only praying to God (Jesus)
2006-12-01 07:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by Starry Eyes 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There are no mathematics behind prayer. It's all a waste of time.
2006-12-01 07:08:55 · answer #11 · answered by Conscious-X 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋