Three men died and stood in front of God.
God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.
The second man admitted to only an affair and was given a midsize car.
The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.
A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.
"What's the matter?"
"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"
2006-12-01 07:02:45 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the moral of this story.
she was the town bike in life and gets to ride one in the after life. How ironic.Good joke.
2006-12-01 07:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by miki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb 10/10 lol
2006-12-01 15:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I ride skates !
2006-12-01 16:45:18 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. dude, I'm soz about the Yah who joke. I know it was lame lol. Read my next one..? Take it easy..
2006-12-01 15:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ta, It is good to see a new (to me ) joke every now and again.
2006-12-01 15:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....oh dear, his wife must have been awfully busy, I bet he hardly ever saw her at home lol...great joke
2006-12-01 20:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehhehhe lol thats funny
2006-12-01 15:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww, poor guy
2006-12-01 15:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is a good one!
2006-12-01 15:09:32 · answer #9 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it as , she was pulling a wagon
I like it both ways, Thanks ..
2006-12-01 15:07:18 · answer #10 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋