2006-12-01 06:59:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have one for you why did god invent armadillos
so that the rednecks can have possom on half a shelf
2006-12-01 07:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by samhacke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Redneck. My stairmaster does not have an ashtray!
But it does have a holder for my Budweiser. As a matter of fact so does my riding lawn mower.
2006-12-01 07:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by Two dimes and a Nickel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you're a redneck if you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth....
or if your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a phone.....
2006-12-01 07:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.
2006-12-01 07:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! I love redneck jokes!
2006-12-01 07:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was really good
It's World AIDS Day
Get tested and stay protected
2006-12-01 07:02:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ms.BusyBody 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....umm... what is a stair master?..... ;)
2006-12-01 07:02:13 · answer #7 · answered by ~Brian~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and a beer cooler.
2006-12-01 07:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!! :o)
2006-12-01 07:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooookkkkkkk!!
2006-12-01 07:01:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋