Bill and Diane were in a terrible accident and Diane's face was severely burned.
The doctor told Bill that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So Bill offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at Diane's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day they were enjoying a quiet moment together when Diane was overcome with emotion at Bill's sacrifice.
She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," Bill replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2006-12-01 06:54:22 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a GREAT joke!
2006-12-01 06:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by Zebra4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant 10/10
2006-12-01 07:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good
2006-12-01 07:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good. I wish I could laugh, but I only had my appendix out day before yesterday, so it hurts to laugh
2006-12-01 06:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by SuPeRsTaR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i know it's not very nice to laugh at but that was pretty funny
2006-12-01 06:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats awesome
2006-12-01 07:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which cheek, that is the question !
2006-12-01 08:52:22 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah LMFAO excellent
2006-12-01 06:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny...
hahahahaha
thanks pal..for sharing
2006-12-01 07:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great keep it up anymore
2006-12-01 06:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by beats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋