2006-12-01 06:50:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
JellyBean!! Yayy!!
2006-12-01 06:57:37 · update #1
they still beat without flippers
2006-12-01 06:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
how sad.
You little people put down someone who believes in something.
Too bad you dont have anything to believe in.
Why are you here again?
As Humans - none of us are perfect the one who wrote above me or below me, me or you, or any christian who tries to teach you about God. Christians are not out to get you. Paranoid freaks.
One day we will all stand before him and we all fall short to the Glory of God. you will stand there too and watch many people who shoved that bible down your throat enter the gates of heaven leaving you behind. What will happen to you? You dont know. There has to be something more powerful than Us so "smart" humans. Could we creat dirt mountains the ocean? feelings? thougths? WHERE does that stuff come from?
We are amazing creatures created by something even more amazing.
Christians job = teach. That is what the WORD of GOD is. It is kind of like a responsibility. If a christian does not share - then your sinner blood is on their hands and they have to answer for that. Thats a big risk for a believer.
it is all actually quite interesting. And maybe you could learn something.
Many people I know won't even go into a church - because that man preaching does the same things you and I do. Like I said no one is perfect.
Did I beat you good with my flipper?
2006-12-01 15:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by Mia l 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope
2006-12-01 14:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would hold the Entrails of the Holy Fish - and beat us with that smelly thing while we mumbled "But it's just a normal old fish skeleton. Really!"
2006-12-01 14:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by Laptop Jesus 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nah, they'd still stick with the verbal attacks.
2006-12-01 14:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nah, but maybe they'd walk funny, too... and maybe the fundies among them would loosen up a bit, ya think?
2006-12-01 14:55:33 · answer #6 · answered by Snark 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think some of them do have flippers - all that imbreeding that's going on..
2006-12-01 14:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
are you asking for a slap fight? You seem confused if you think it is only christians fighting here. But, sure I'll slap fight you one on one. Just don't bring your birdy friends into it.
2006-12-01 14:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by maybe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
watch out, their god might give them flippers for asking and we atheists will be beaten relentlessly!! lol
2006-12-01 14:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by knowledge is freedom 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL No, they'd still beat us with the Bible.
HI!
2006-12-01 14:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by Whatever 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋