I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harrasement or possibly assualt?
2006-12-01 06:46:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Reading that was about 60 seconds I will never get back. Pointless!!!
2006-12-01 06:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by boredperv 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Personally I think he's a sensible sensitive man who's been unlucky with these horrible goons and managers.
Sue the bast*rds!
From the real Jar Jar Binks'
2006-12-01 17:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear. How old are you? A little kid right?
You sound like a complete k nob lol
2006-12-01 14:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by Alex 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could join the I"m a moron club, they might help you out.
2006-12-01 15:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by krissy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how old are u? and no u can't sue.
2006-12-01 14:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by daytona_girl18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋