A man goes into a brothel and says to the Madam, "I've only got a fiver so what can I have?"
She shows him to a room with a pig in the bed. He thinks 'oh well, it's not bad for a fiver' and sets about it with the pig.
The next week he goes back and says, "I'm a bit better off this week, I've got a tenner so what can I have?"
She shows him to another room full of other men all looking through holes in the wall. He sits down and takes a look. There is two men in there in bed together. The man turns to the bloke next to him and says, "This isn't my type of thing is it yours?"
The other bloke says,"No not really, but it was worse last week. There was a bloke in there shagging a pig!"
2006-12-01 06:46:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the old ones are not the best
2006-12-01 06:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had bigger boobs than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the woman is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mom that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the beach to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mom, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
LOL ; )
2006-12-01 14:51:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up!
2006-12-01 16:06:54 · answer #3 · answered by Bert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't beat a bit of pork sausage !
2006-12-01 16:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
freakin awesome! these kind of things make you glad you're on the outside looking in!
2006-12-01 14:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought you were looking for a cheep brothel
2006-12-01 14:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by ste l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.... but ewwwwwwww
2006-12-01 14:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by ~Brian~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny made me laugh
2006-12-01 14:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey... I was that pig!
2006-12-01 14:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2006-12-01 14:56:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋