What is hell like dude? Is there gonna be beer?

Answer 1

And god said, "Let there be beer."

Answer 2

Hell will be the worst party, dude that you have even been to. No beer, wine, nothing,. No friends, no music, you will be alone to think forever how you missed the best because you were too hard hearted and hard headed to accept the Savior. Forever is a long time and forever alone to be without God is worse than any words anyone could say or write. You see, right now even if you don't believe in God, you still have some blessings from Him, some protection. Not in hell that is gone. I hate the thought of you going there, I hope something helps you find the truth and not be afraid to stand for things of God in this world. You can still be smart and love science and question things, just don't leave this world without the Savior.

Answer 3

Interesting question. Actually for me I think Hell would have to be somewhere I was forced for all eternity to sit and listen to the pompous, selfrighteous preaching, pontificating, ranting and raving of religious fanatics of every denomination who for hundreds of years, and to this very day, have proclaimed that only they have "the ultimate truth" and everybody who belongs to any other belief system than theirs, will writhe in eternal damnation when they leave this world.
Thankfully, I don't believe in the existence of any such place at all, so I just toddle along my road of life, contented that when I finally leave this world I will either "go pop" into oblivion, or I'll transition into some disembodied state. But one thing I am absolutely sure of is that I won't be frying on any Bar B.Que Grill LOLOL>

Answer 4

Well when I have to go somewhere, and there is no beer I usually feel like I'm in hell.

Answer 5

Hell is the exact opposite of what you want so I would simply pretend not to like beer when you go. Think of the bbq's and music...it'll be a great time!

Answer 6

No beer in Hell. From what I understand its torment,so I don't believe beer is going to be offered.

Answer 7

Hell is like...being trapped on the top floor of the World Trade Center on 9/11. But god doesn't give you the option of jumping to your death. People just burn like that forever.

Which leads one to ask, doesn't this make god WAY more boss than Bin Laden?

Answer 8

Yes because in Heaven there is no beer. So it must be in Hell.

Answer 9

Hell would be like Beer is overflowing but you just can't drink it!

Answer 10

Yes, there will be beer, however its delivered to you by ugly fat women, and the beer is diluted with unknown substances.

Answer 11

Beer can't survive hell, explode, as for hell ask an eyewitness:

Luke 16:23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
Luke 16:24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
Luke 16:25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
Luke 16:26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
Luke 16:27 Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house:
Luke 16:28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.

all the sudden he wants a preacher sent to his family, take a warning from this man, Don't join him in hell.