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I wonder if they make them that way on purpose. I got ripped off my tiny ti.ts smoking Corinthians the other night.

2006-12-01 06:39:07 · 25 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I'm sure the Koran, Veda and Upanishads are the same. I don't think it's disrespectful, I can't see how anyway. My point is, why are religious texts printed on what seems like giant blue Rizla.

2006-12-01 07:02:26 · update #1

25 answers

Rizla's were modelled on the bible..

Have you read the little story on Rizla packets regarding their origin?

Napoleon requested a cigarette paper be made for his army because they were using the pages of books to roll their cigarettes. It doesn't say the books were bible copies (it wouldn't, would it?) but I reckon they were. Mostly because it fits in with my answer.

If bibles were printed on ordinary paper they would be stupidly thick books, because of the amount of pages, but (I was told this just the other day, but may have misheard it as wasn't really interested) no heavier.

2006-12-01 09:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes.. but nothing beats a blue rizzla paper though.!!!. if i ran out i would only ever smoke the blank pages at beginning and end... would be too paranoid to smoke the actually words of gods! ( especially in a stoned situation!!! also the ink on the written pages could have bad effects.. i suppose you have smoked the equilevent of nearly the ink out of 3 bic pens now!! is that good for you?????
If you keep runnig out of papers, why dont you make yourself a bong?? a plastic bottle. etc.... i supposed you allready know

2006-12-01 06:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by rup 2 · 0 0

No, I havent' noticed because I dont smoke. I am more into the wine thing :-)
Let's not forget pasta and the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://www.venganza.org/

2006-12-01 06:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Is this the correct way to Level 2?

2006-12-01 07:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by Jeshua 1 · 0 0

Naa, Corinthians isn't half as good as Revelations- all those enigmatic warnings make for a real good joint.

2006-12-01 07:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 0 0

The wrapping paper off Tampax is also the right consistancy.

2006-12-01 06:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Disrespectful question, but I heard a good story about this.

It was about a man who noticed that his friend's pocket Bible pages were good for rolling. His friend allowed him to roll the pages and smoke his joints only if he read the entire page before smoking it.
Soon, the guy had read all of the Old Testament and was beginning to read Matthew. By the time he got to Mark, we wasn't smoking anymore. He was just reading the pages and reveling in the Word.

I guess you gotta break some eggs if you want to make an omelette. God's Word is certainly amazing.

2006-12-01 06:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by trigam41 4 · 1 6

Just the Job

2006-12-01 06:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by Musicol 4 · 2 0

I understand you are doing this to cause an uproar, but consider this.
Ask the same question about the Quran (Koran) and see which question receives more hateful responses.

2006-12-01 06:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by jp_east 1 · 0 2

I don't smoke, but the pages do make for good substitute when the toilet roll runs out.



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2006-12-01 06:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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