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what do you put in a toaster?
come on know be honest how many of you said toast?
the answer is bread.

2006-12-01 06:31:12 · 26 answers · asked by Hunny Bun... 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I feel so honestly, completely and totally ignorant. My answer, sad to say, was toast. Didn't see this one coming. Thanks for the laughter...DUH to me....

2006-12-01 07:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0 1

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had bigger boobs than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the woman is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mom that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the beach to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mom, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

LOL ; )

2006-12-01 14:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I said ghost but it sounded funny. No where near toaster.

2006-12-01 14:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by tia 3 · 0 0

u can put toast in a toaster but it burn

2006-12-01 14:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by ALISTER C 2 · 0 0

I said bread, not toast.

2006-12-01 14:48:46 · answer #5 · answered by annie 2 · 0 0

Boring

2006-12-01 14:33:41 · answer #6 · answered by toon_tigger 5 · 0 1

I put cheese and onion sarnies in my toaster !

2006-12-01 17:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Wrong!
I can even say 'silk'five times and still know that cows drink milk,and not water.

2006-12-01 14:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by Big Bruv 2 · 0 1

can you say Candyman 5 times in the mirror? bet you can't!! x

2006-12-01 14:33:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I said hamster

2006-12-01 14:33:57 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

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